personal metaphors

if I were a animal, I would be a grizzly bear because I am big and strong.
if I were a car, I would be asemi truck because i'm big and strong and can haul a lot of stuff.
if I were a article of clothing, I would be a pair of work gloves because I work all the time and people any wear them when they work.
if I were a day of the week, I would be Friday because I work hard all week but on Friday when the work is done its time to party.
if I were a food I would be deer jerky because I rough, tough and hard to chew.
if I were a color I would be green because its my favorite color.
if I were a movie I would be Friday night lights.
if I were a fragrance I would be the smell of a leather shop because I like the smell of leather.
if I were a building I would be a football stadium because I am huge and I like football.
if I were a plant i would be a oak tree because they are very big.
if I were a musical instrument I would be teh bass guitar because thats the only instrument i know how to play.
if I were a geometric shape I would be a golden rectangle because it sounds good.
if I were a piece of furniture I would be the music cabnet because I like music.
if I were a song I would be the boys of fall because I love football.
if i were a piece of machinery  I would be a bulldozer because I am big and strong and I am good at clearing stuff out of the way.
if I were a television character I would Bo Duke because I have a lead foot.
if e were a season of the year I would be fall because that's when football season is.
if I were a natural Phenomenon I would be a earth quake because I'm very unpredictable and I can cause a lot of damage.
if I were a cartoon character I would be bugs bunny. because that was the best show ever.
fi I were a word I would be strong because I'm strong.